A Juicy Squirt in the Eyeball
So I am one of these people who try to eat my 5 a day and love the odd apple, pear or carrot stick. But today I decided I fancied a change and opted for the lovely big orange in the fruit bowl. But NEVER AGAIN!
Upon peeling the orange I was rudely squirted in the eyeball by projectile citrus juice.
Now this stings like a twat! I was jumping about rubbing my eye wincing in pain and it is still all red and stingy an hour later.
So I have come to the conclusion that it is so difficult to keep up with the 5 a day lark when so many fruits and vegetables have a nasty nature. For example:
Oranges squirt you in the eye.
Lemons make your face look like your chewing a wasp.
Garlic always ruins that first date.
Sprouts ruin your sex life.
Onions make you look like your dog just died.
Beetroot makes you look like you have been on a murdering spree.
So I think these health people should consider the fact that, we just don’t have enough room in our handbags for safety goggles, breath freshener and rubber gloves.
laurabell88 replied:
Kim this is funny, made me giggle a lot!
March 26, 2010 at 11:58 am. Permalink.
clairebea88 replied:
Kim am loving your posts, make me laugh a lot. SOOOOOO true. Greengrocers are so inconsiderate. 🙂
March 29, 2010 at 10:26 pm. Permalink.
Sarah Piggett replied:
Healthy food hurts you, chocolate does not harm you when you are preparing it so I think that we know the moral of this story!
March 30, 2010 at 8:40 pm. Permalink.